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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 26, 2013 13:01:36 GMT -5
LOL this movie. To satisfy the angry nerds Michael Bay got the original creator of the Ninja Turtles comic to do a rewrite of the screenplay. But now the screenplay has 5 different writers. The film is produced by Nickoledeon films. The plot is basically Krang and the Utroms attack Earth and cause a bunch of explosions and Dr. Baxter Stockman tries to work with them. Baxter Stockman's lab assistant April O'Neil (Megan Fox) teams up with the turtles to take down Krang and his lackies Bebop and Rocksteady. The foot is mentioned but never shown and Shredder is teased for a sequel. There is a rumor that they show the robot and Usagi Yojimbo in this shit too. This movie will be a trainwreck but I will probably see it. I am part of the problem.  |
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 26, 2013 13:12:13 GMT -5
LOL WTF
"Casey Jones is an 18 year old security guard/amateur hockey player that finds the Turtles and is the focus of the movie"
Casey Jones confirmed to be Shia LaBeouf, fuck this movie.
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Post by zefikor on Mar 26, 2013 13:22:14 GMT -5
oh hell no
i hate you michael bay
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jan 23, 2014 13:55:11 GMT -5
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jan 30, 2014 12:03:47 GMT -5
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 25, 2014 12:14:43 GMT -5
IT'S HAPPENING:  TRAILER LATER THIS WEEK GET HYPED |
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 25, 2014 12:28:13 GMT -5
leaked trailer description:
FBI agent Shredder (William Fictner) talks about how New York City is running rampant with crime. Shots of foot soldiers reimagined as SWAT/military soldiers carrying automatic weapons. He says crime is everywhere, Miss O'Neil (and we get our first shot of Megan Fox as April O'Neil). He says that her father and his father created a substance in a cannister (shots of broken cannisters) that created some kind of creatures--basically the new origin of the Turtles. We also see FBI agent "shredder" standing in front of Samurai Shredder armor that looks straight out of Halo 3.
The Turtles land in front of a stunned April O'Neil and her sidekick played by Will Arnett. They say hi to her as we see them, massively standing over both characters. Megan Fox faints and the trailer ends as we see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 25, 2014 12:31:19 GMT -5
is it sad that I really really want to see this movie now
it just sounds like a cluster fuck of epic proportions
can't wait for the trailer.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 27, 2014 9:53:09 GMT -5
wow someone had a leak of the trailer on 4chan.
I know it's not actually made by Bay but it looks so Michael Bay-ish it's scary. Down to the turtles being bros and taking down tanks.
Guarantee you Phil will want to see this shit.
Also Michelangelo looks like a straight-up pedo.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 27, 2014 13:03:14 GMT -5
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 27, 2014 13:14:22 GMT -5
So this looks like utter undefendable shit.
Watch it gross a Billion Dollars.
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Post by yugi on Mar 28, 2014 2:43:05 GMT -5
You mean billions and billions of dollars
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Aug 10, 2014 17:16:42 GMT -5
93 million dollars on the opening weekend, beating Guardians of the Galaxy to be the number one movie of the weekend. A sequel has been greenlit.
looks like Guardians got SHELL SHOCKED.
Lol this looks funny but no way would I pay money to see it.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Aug 10, 2014 17:27:26 GMT -5
Go Ninja Go < Shell Shocked < Turtle Power
All great songs though. Why does TMNT have such awesome hip hop songs on the soundtrack every time?
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