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ant-man
Jul 24, 2015 1:28:58 GMT -5
Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 24, 2015 1:28:58 GMT -5
so i went to ant-man with oetzel cause he asked and I kind of wanted to see it. HOLY SHIT what an endurance test. Dude has never seen LOST, hates LOST and most live action shows, hates Tim and Eric. Yet the whole movie all I could think about was LOST and Tim and Eric references. And when I wasn't thinking about those, I was thinking about how to calm down my erection when Evangeline Lilly came on the screen.
This is oetzel. This is the guy who HATES lost and tim and eric. AND THIS WAS THE WHOLE MOVIE:
Except throw in some reference to other marvel movies, and bad CGI faces (god the CGI on Michael Douglas at the beginning was bad) AND FUCKING BARKSDALE FROM THE WIRE WTF. oh yeah and the badguy was the dude from the strain.
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ant-man
Jul 24, 2015 1:38:04 GMT -5
Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 24, 2015 1:38:04 GMT -5
its like watching trainwreck with somebody who has no idea who lebron james and Cena John are except that movie was funny ugh, i guess there's worse marvel movies, and it was entertaining, but FUCK and then there's the instaboner I get when I see this: and i haven't masturbated in a while FUCK YOU OETZEL
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ant-man
Jul 24, 2015 13:31:19 GMT -5
Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 24, 2015 13:31:19 GMT -5
Figured it out, the other guy from Tim and Eric is the On Cinema guy. Gregg Turkington.
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ant-man
Jul 24, 2015 13:32:03 GMT -5
Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 24, 2015 13:32:03 GMT -5
also judy fucking greer is in this too.
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