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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 8, 2015 16:38:47 GMT -5
Yo marvel making a new spider-man movie, don't really care tbh
But what the hell is Marvel doing casting Marissa motherfucking Tomei as Aunt May? Is Peter not supposed to realize his aunt is a total MILF???? How the fuck is he supposed to get sad when Uncle Ben dies now? Is peter going to want to fuck his aunt now, what is this Game of Thrones what is this? Who are they going to cast as Mary Jane if Marissa fucking Tomei is Aunt May? WTF????
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 8, 2015 16:41:27 GMT -5
I guess it makes sense why Harry hangs out with him now.
"Hey Peter, is your aunt home?"
"uh...no, why?"
"Oh my dad needs me for some science project, k peace homeslice"
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 8, 2015 16:45:44 GMT -5
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Post by yugi on Jul 8, 2015 19:07:13 GMT -5
Fuck Spiderman!
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 8, 2015 22:41:23 GMT -5
but would you fuck marissa tomei
I mean she was in the Wrestler so I think we know the answer
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Post by yugi on Jul 8, 2015 23:02:52 GMT -5
Of course I'd fuck marisa tomei! She's hot, and her being in The Wrestler was a small part of it.
She's gonna be in the new spiderman movie?
For future reference if its a girl or passable tranny and has a pulse I would prob fuck it at least once, possibly more if she was hot :-D
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Jul 9, 2015 6:56:46 GMT -5
Of course I'd fuck marisa tomei! She's hot, and her being in The Wrestler was a small part of it. She's gonna be in the new spiderman movie? For future reference if its a girl or passable tranny and has a pulse I would prob fuck it at least once, possibly more if she was hot :-D She's Aunt May lol And I believe you |
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Post by yugi on Jul 9, 2015 13:14:52 GMT -5
Isn't Aunt May supposed to be an old lady?
Marisa Tomei aint that old :-D
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Oct 11, 2015 11:03:34 GMT -5
If the rumored storyline I read is true this might end up being by far and away the best spider-man movie.
Rumor is, it's exactly like the 90s cartoon. Kingpin from the netflix daredevil show is a main background villain, along with the Smythe dude in the wheelchair and Norman Osbourne. The main plot is about Peter's first date with Mary Jane. Chameleon and Vulture are the villains along with the silver spider robots.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Oct 11, 2015 11:19:14 GMT -5
The guy also says Kingpin is going to have Fancy Dan and Montana in the movie, he says Montana is going to be played by Taylor Kitsch (the gay cop from True Detective). He also says J Jonah Jameson and Eddie Brock are in the movie and Peter is going to be trying to keep his Daily Bugle job because Eddie wants it. Jameson might be played by Hugh Laurie and Brock might be played by Glen Powell (Chad from Scream Queens).
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