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Post by yugi on Nov 18, 2014 0:26:55 GMT -5
What songs, for any reason, would be hilarious to hear on GTA  |
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 18, 2014 8:34:40 GMT -5
we have a music forum. AND a videogame forum. But whatever.
But everytime a GTA game is released somebody posts fake songs. I remember I got super excited because I thought this song was going to be in GTAV:
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Post by yugi on Nov 18, 2014 9:38:09 GMT -5
D:< don't question me |
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 18, 2014 10:37:40 GMT -5
Alright Jerry I'll bite.
I have an idea for a GTA Clone, where you a hitman who kills people for an anonymous internet message board. The radio stations would all be internet radio stations with people like Cr1tical and Leslie Jones as radio DJs. The songs would be stuff like this:
It would be the greatest game of all time.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 18, 2014 10:50:54 GMT -5
hahaha can you imagine driving to a mission in a GTA game and "oh comely" plays in the background
hahahaha I would sit back in amazement.
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Post by yugi on Nov 18, 2014 12:48:32 GMT -5
I'm surprised Bieber's songs didn't get on GTA yet, fuck now that I said it he'll be on GTA 6  |
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 18, 2014 13:06:55 GMT -5
there's always only one or two songs I really love in GTA and then the rest I could do without. For instance, GTAV has the song "young man dead" by the black angels but then everything else on that channel is garbage.
It's why I like Saint's Row's build your own channel feature so much. In Saints Row 2 though I was just listening to Through the Hoisery again and again.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 18, 2014 19:15:11 GMT -5
I'm going to memorize the lyrics to oh comely so I can leave a message on cheesy's phone
and then sing it on the way to the Hobbit.
The whole song.
THE WHOLE SONG.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 18, 2014 19:26:07 GMT -5
I want to see how phil reacts to the "doing her thing on your chest" line
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Post by yugi on Nov 19, 2014 8:55:26 GMT -5
If the song Mass Text ever was in. GTA game I would die laughing. Forget Oh Comely sing Mass Text on the way to The Hobbit |
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 19, 2014 11:52:53 GMT -5
oh comely is actually more impressive to memorize though
Mass Text is like three lines lol
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Post by yugi on Nov 19, 2014 13:32:32 GMT -5
I can only process 3 lines at a time :\
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Nov 20, 2014 12:56:38 GMT -5
From memory without looking up lyrics:
OH COMELY
I WILL BE WITH YOU WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR BRAIN
CHASING THE ONLY
MEANINGFUL MEMORY YOU THINK YOU HAVE LEFT
WITH SOME PRODDY BRIGHT AND BUBBLY
TERRIBLE SCENE THAT WAS DOING HER THING ON YOUR CHEST
BUT OH COMELY
IT ISN't AS PRODDY AS YOU WOULD HAVE GUESSED
IN YOUR MEMORY
DRUNK ON YOUR AWE TO ME
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ALL
OH COMELY
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE LETTING YOU BLOW
BRISTLING AND UGLY
THE FRUITS ALL FALLING OUT FROM THE HOLES
OF SOME PRODDY BRIGHT AND BUBBLY
FRIEND YOU HAVE MET WHO SAYS CONFORTING THINGS IN YOUR EAR
BUT OH COMELY
THERE ISN'T SUCH ONE FRIEND THAT YOU WILL FIND HERE
STANDING NEXT TO ME ONLY MY ENEMY
I'LL CRUSH HIM WITH EVERYTHING I OWN
SAY WHAT YOU WANTA SAY HANG IN YOUR HOLLOW WAYS
MOVING YOU MOUTH TO PULL OUT ALL YOUR MIRACLE CREAM (FOR ME)
that's as good as I can do now. I could attempt the next verse but I remember it's a LOT.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Dec 9, 2014 15:26:45 GMT -5
Found this. It's the dropped Radio Station from GTAV.
The game would have been 1000 times better if they kept it in wow.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Feb 5, 2015 14:56:09 GMT -5
Second part of what that dropped Radio Station would have/could have been like:
One guy already said he's modding this station in when GTA comes to PC.
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