Beyonce the Vampire Slayer

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Beyonce the Vampire Slayer Aug 8, 2014 10:34:41 GMT -5

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Hahaha I was cleaning my room and found my ten season plan for Beyoncé the Vampire Slayer

SEASON 1
BIG BAD(s): Scotty Barnes

SEASON 2
BIG BAD(s): Frank, Evil Charles, Steve the Werewolf

SEASON 3
BIG BAD: Brad

SEASON 4
Big Bad(s): HELLGAS, a robot created by the underground HELLGAS army. Natezilla

CHARLES SEASON 1
Big Bad: Nick Oetzel

BEYONCE SEASON 5
Big Bad: Hayden Loomis/Female Hayden Loomis

CHARLES SEASON 2
Big Bad: Alex Smith, Luke Oetzel

BEYONCE SEASON 6
Big Bad(s): Drew, Mike Swedlo, Jerry Arnold, Evil Jordan Nelson

CHARLES SEASON 3
BIG BAD: Jeremiah Holden, Evil Charles, Mark Zarring, Chris Duell, Nick Oetzel revived as a zombie

BEYONCE SEASON 7
Big Bad: The Ultimate Evil: David Bowie

Holy shit I wish I had written this hahahahaha.

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Beyonce the Vampire Slayer Aug 8, 2014 10:43:13 GMT -5

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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Aug 8, 2014 10:43:13 GMT -5

oh what could have been

a lot of my ideas for this ended up in space cruise anyways. To go back and write it I'd have to get back into my buffy the vampire slayer/joss whedon worshipping mind of the time, cause it was basically just a direct parody of it.

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Beyonce the Vampire Slayer Aug 8, 2014 10:49:06 GMT -5

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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Aug 8, 2014 10:49:06 GMT -5

god seasons 5 and 6 would have been the best. Especially getting to write the Hayden Loomis/Female Hayden Loomis transformations, and Evil Jordan Nelson. Plus I was going to do a parody of the musical episode from the real buffy which would have been so much fun to write.

The real star of the Beyoncé series would have been Chesemore, because I loved his reactions to the episodes I did write.

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yugi Global Moderator Moderator YOU GOTTA BO-LIEVE! Posts: 1,798	Beyonce the Vampire Slayer Aug 8, 2014 22:36:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by yugi on Aug 8, 2014 22:36:53 GMT -5 YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM???????????? BLASPHEMY!
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Beyonce the Vampire Slayer Sept 2, 2014 9:14:35 GMT -5

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Aug 8, 2014 22:36:53 GMT -5 yugi said:

YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM???????????? BLASPHEMY!

I know it was back to a pigsty again and I still have cleaning to do to it tonight.

Yo jerry you should help me write Charles season 1

Big Mother Trucker God The fucking Lebrons or whatever Posts: 5,192	Beyonce the Vampire Slayer Sept 16, 2014 9:39:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Big Mother Trucker on Sept 16, 2014 9:39:14 GMT -5 Or a season of Beyonce the Vampire Slayer

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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Aug 8, 2014 10:49:06 GMT -5

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