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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 6, 2013 14:32:26 GMT -5
The dreaded Charles run season of Space Cruise.
He wants everybody to help him write it but listening to his ideas for the season I doubt anyone will want to help him write it except for me.
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Post by zefikor on Mar 7, 2013 14:48:29 GMT -5
so don't help him write it
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Post by zefikor on Mar 7, 2013 14:48:53 GMT -5
you have a choice you know
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Mar 7, 2013 16:45:53 GMT -5
But I LOVE some of the ideas.
You guys won't.
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Post by zefikor on Mar 8, 2013 14:41:49 GMT -5
i not done yet
give me two months
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Post by zefikor on Mar 8, 2013 14:42:11 GMT -5
to write the final two and type the final one
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 25, 2013 14:38:48 GMT -5
seeing as it might not happen now im going to write three preview scenes featuring different main characters and storylines from what would be the beginning of Charles's proposed season and post them here.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 25, 2013 15:46:55 GMT -5
1. EXT. MAMMARY CITY – PLANET GIRLWHOHASBIGBOOBS
A GIANT TELEVISION SCREEN is broadcasting throughout Mammary City. It is an ad for the campaign of Frank Sullivan.
VOICE-OVER: CAN PRESIDENT ELECT PAMELA ANDERSON REALLY LEAD GIRLWHOHASBIGBOOBS OUT OF IT’S SLUMP
A close-up of President Elect Pamela Anderson’s botoxed face.
VOICE-OVER: THE ANSWER IS NO. THE ONLY REAL CHOICE THIS ELECTION IS FRANK SULLIVAN. HE IS A PROVEN LEADER AND RESOURCEFUL.
Picture of Frank smiling.
VOICEOVER: SURE HE WAS AN EVIL WARLORD AND SLAUGHTERED AN ENTIRE RACE, BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. WE’RE OVER THAT NOW.
PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO ELECT FRANK SULLIVAN
The ad ends. A young blonde bimbo is handing out “elect Frank Sullivan” pins and walks over to a mysterious hooded figure, who has been watching the ad.
YOUNG BLONDE BIMBO: Would you like a button.
The masked figure takes off his hood, revealing it to be Merv the Perv. He snatches the pin from the bimbo and throws it to the ground. Then he grabs the bimbo by her throat.
MERV THE PERV: Suck my rocket.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 25, 2013 15:57:22 GMT -5
2. INT. MAIN BRIDGE OF THE MILLENIUM DEW
Phil confronts Captain Nicholas Oetzel as First Officer Luke Oetzel, Communications Officer Renee, information analyst Alex Klusmeyer and Chief Engineer Ben Wild look on.
PHIL: I joined this ship because I thought we would do good work.
CAPTAIN OETZEL: Do you doubt the Oetzel?
PHIL: No it's just...after Charles, I thought we were done with this.
CAPTAIN OETZEL: Done with what?
Renee gives Phil a glare but Phil continues.
PHIL: These solo missions that accomplish nothing.
CAPTAIN OETZEL: You're comparing me to Charles?
PHIL: No you're not nearly as dumb, but you're just as selfish. We have to do good out there.
Captain Oetzel presents his hand to Phil.
CAPTAIN OETZEL: Kiss my hand.
PHIL: What?
Phil looks towards Renee and Ben, who offer him no solace.
CAPTAIN OETZEL: Do you think you're too good to run with the Dew Crew?
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 25, 2013 16:09:50 GMT -5
3. INT. TALK SHOW SET
Charles walks onto Strahler's talk show set. Strahler is being put under makeup by his lovely assistant when Charles shoos her off. Strahler glares at Charles.
STRAHLER: Charles, what are you doing here?
CHARLES: I need you to join my crew.
STRAHLER: I'd love to Charles, but I got a good thing going here. You should see our ratings.
CHARLES: We need to get the Cracker back together.
STRAHLER: How? The ship's blown up. Most of our old crew is with Oetzel on the Millenium Dew now. Jordan's retired. Drew's on Planet Canada. Brad and Steve are wanted Garbenian Dealers. And who knows what Jerry and Chesemore are up to. How desperate are you?
CHARLES: Very. Nick, I need your help.
STRAHLER: I wish I could but I'm tied down here. Why the sudden need to do this, may I ask? Last time I talked to you, you seemed perfectly happy to be relieved of your command.
CHARLES: It's Amanda.
Strahler shakes his head.
STRAHLER: I knew it.
CHARLES: Look it's a good deal. She'll compensate me for whatever money you'll be losing here.
STRAHLER: Amanda can't pay the kind of money cable tv gives me Charles. And I can't believe you'd sinks so low to work for the...Hellgas Army.
CHARLES: They're paying me well.
Strahler nods.
STRAHLER: I bet they are. You hear that? That's curtain. I gotta job to do Charles. I'm not going to be some criminal.
Strahler walks back to his talk show leaving an angry Charles.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 25, 2013 16:34:29 GMT -5
4. INT. HELLGAS ARMY BASE SHUTTLE BAY
Amanda is taking Charles through the large Hellgas Army Base Shuttle Bay. She dusts off an old looking Robot, and pushes the button in the center to turn it on.
AMANDA: Of course when you're running through the galaxy I'll need somebody to monitor your progress. That's why I had the Watergate Emergency System program this robot for you. Everything he sees, I'll see. We've been calling him W.E.S. for short.
W.E.S. lights up and stares at Charles.
CHARLES: Creepy fucker.
AMANDA: Don't get too attached to him. He has no emotions, and no empathy.
CHARLES: How's it going tin can.
W.E.S.: I'm going to kill you.
CHARLES: Huh, he reminds me of somebody but I can't place it. So where's my new ship?
AMANDA: Let me take you to it.
Amanda leads Charles to another section of the large Hellgas Army Base. Waiting for them there is a large metallic spaceship.
CHARLES: This ship looks familiar to me too.
AMANDA: That's because it's a re-purposed version of a ship you exploded before. We call it the HMS Honkey 2.0.
Charles stares at the HMS Honkey 2.0 and whistles.
CHARLES: So where's my crew?
AMANDA: Since you were unable to provide a crew of your own, I did the best with what I could find.
Charles's new crew emerges from the HMS HONKEY 2.0.
CHARLES: You've got to be kidding me.
It is nothing but Hayden Clones.
HAYDEN CLONE #35: Eh, welcome aboard captain. You ass.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 25, 2013 17:28:25 GMT -5
5. PRESIDENT ELECT FRANK SULLIVAN'S CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS - PLANET GIRLWHOHASBIGBOOBS
Vice President Elect Rachel walks into Frank's office where he sits contemplating.
VICE PRESIDENT ELECT RACHEL: You've got to get out of here. Merv the Perv is going to kill you.
FRANK: At times like these, my mother would always operate from the shadows. She'd run and hide and let other people to do the work for her.
RACHEL: People like me?
FRANK: I'm not my mother. If Merv the Perv wants a piece of me he can have it.
RACHEL: Frank he'll kill you.
FRANK: I won't let him. Nobody underestimates Frank Sullivan.
Frank pulls a lightsaber from out of his desk.
FRANK: Now: what does the scouter say about his power level?
Frank rushes forward but Rachel stops him.
RACHEL: Wait stop...are we going to talk about what Beyonce did to you?
FRANK: Why would we talk about that?
RACHEL: Because you ran from her.
FRANK: She...made me do things. Made me torture her boyfriend.
RACHEL: Charles.
FRANK: She's gone now. That bitch will get hers eventually.
RACHEL: Will she? Or did some part of you like it?
FRANK: She's my sister.
Frank shakes his head and leaves the room.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Apr 26, 2013 9:13:27 GMT -5
6. SECRET HELLGAS BASE
Amanda is showing Charles around the base until she comes to an assortment of weapons.
AMANDA: These weapons will be readily available to you on your ship of the HMS Honkey 2.0.
Charles picks up a Portal gun, stares at it and tosses it aside.
AMANDA: Now, before you leave on your mission I want to introduce you to your last crewmember.
CHARLES: Last crewmember?
AMANDA: Yes, follow me.
Amanda leads Charles through a door marked "WARNING: TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE ONLY". Charles walks forward until he is face to face with his brother.
CHARLES: How--you died.
MUTANT MIKE DUEL: NO I DIDN'T, YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS.
AMANDA: The mutant that attacked you on Planet ChokesonDick bonded with your brother. They are one and the same now.
CHARLES: Can I trust him?
MUTANT MIKE DUEL: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOURSELF YOURSELF YOURSELF
CHARLES: Well, he's definitely my brother.
Amanda nods.
AMANDA: This is everything you will need. Now your instructions: You will go to Planet Antigona. There you will find the renegade captain known as Scotty Barnes, and kill him.
CHARLES: Hold on, I'm not a murderer.
AMANDA: Now Charles, we both know that isn't true.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Dec 2, 2014 18:38:55 GMT -5
Man whatever happened to this kind of want to write it
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on May 9, 2015 9:32:52 GMT -5
haha I forgot I started this
So if I do actually write this season I have a list of demands and things I want to add:
-More fight scenes: This is important to me, shit was too boring
-More planets that feel real: more planet heliopolis less planet punjabi
-More literary references
-Less overt movie references, more subtle references
-More music and music references
-More variety of storylines and (this is most important to me) an overarching storyline that actually evolves
-Less famous people characters
-More new characters not based on anything else
-More TV show references (this will make it feel more like charles's season)
-more alien creatures and planets
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