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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Dec 22, 2013 23:54:44 GMT -5
I'm unsure how I feel about Esquire
On the one hand they do stupid shit like play reruns of Sex and the City, Jimmy Fallon and all their original shows suck
On the other hand, they play Miami Vice, Party Down and Parks and Recreation, and they also play movies like Die Hard With A Vengeance and Drive.
I think I love them? But they are too retarded for me to love them fully? Also I don't think I'm their core audience, but I have no idea who the fuck their core audience is.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Dec 23, 2013 0:03:21 GMT -5
seriously when you do shit like air two episodes of party down and then Drive, I should love you
but what the fuck are all their original shows? It's like they combined travel channel with G4, Lifetime and VH1 I'm so fucking confused.
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Dec 23, 2013 0:11:10 GMT -5
listen to this fucking shit:
Risky Listing - show following real estate agents in new york city, what the fuck?
How I rock it - show following "celebrities" and how they showcase their style
Friday Night Tykes - Show about elementary football teams, fucking seriously?
horseplayers - show about jockeys, fucking seriously?
Knife Fight - "underground" cooking competition, again what the fuck?
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Post by Big Mother Trucker on Dec 23, 2013 0:16:32 GMT -5
Ok Esquire I'm going to fix your channel for you
Stop airing reruns of Sex and the City and Jimmy Fallon. That cackle is people making fun of you. Stop with all your fucking original programming.
Air Miami Vice, Party Down, Parks and Recreation. Get the rights to the Shield and/or air an edited version of the Wire. Make original scripted shows. Since your owned by NBCU, put some wrestling on your channel. But not something gay like Total Divas. Something awesome like NXT.
Instead of Jimmy Fallon, air your own original talk show. Give Kamau Bell a show again, or George Lopez, or someone new. Can't be that fucking hard.
Continue to air the movies that you are airing but air them more often. Less shitty shows more movies.
Bam, a 10 out of 10 channel.
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